Welcome to FlattyWorld. This is a place where you can have lots of fun (hopefully) reading some of the stories that I (flatrat - not my real name) have written. Here are some words used to describe them... "Great" "Gave me a headache" "Very funny" "What stories are you talking about?" "Oh those things... you call them stories?" "Leave me alone, or I'll call the police." "What part of 'injunction' don't you understand?" ...and many more!

COMING SOON!!! Duperman! The Tales Of The Reapers Grimm Batbloke And Bobin The Adventures Of Primrose Mortuary The Black And White Knight On The Black And White Horse Little Lucy The Rood And Dirty Bit Thesis On The Cola Shortages Of The 23rd Century Fun With Turtles! Guide To Windows 95 Links To Beyond! The Guestbook! Email me! [email protected]

...plenty of 'em on this site.

FlattyWorld... specialising in:

Email flatrat or Email Primrose Mortuary

This is an example of the superb artwork of my girlfriend,
whose online name is Teena.
Click here to see more, and enjoy it!

Please visit those nice people at www.FortuneCity.com - they're my hosts and I love them all!
And also those equally nice Bravenet people...

...and the people at FreeServe for providing the email addresses, my family, my agent (who?), someone who I went to school with for the Black And White Knight 'joke', and lastly, but first and foremost in my mind, the lovely Teena for providing some art and being who she is.

All stories written by me, all graphics made (poorly) by me, unless (a) I've said otherwise, or (b) the graphic is any good. The drawings are by... well you know by now. If you don't like it, or do like it, or have a suggestion for me, then email me!