The tale of the
Black and White knight
with the
Black and White horse
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Part One
There once was a black and white knight with a black and white horse. One day, the black and white knight with a black and white horse decided he wanted to marry the Princess, so the black and white knight with a black and white horse rode across the wide plains and through the dark forest to the castle.
The black and white knight with a black and white horse knocked on the castle door.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
So the black and white knight with a black and white horse rode onwards and arrived at the Keep door. He knocked on it.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
So the black and white knight with a black and white horse rode onwards and arrived at the door to the king's room, and knocked.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
"Who are you?" asked the king.
"I'm the black and white knight with a black and white horse." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, "And I wish to marry your daughter."
"Well, okay..." said the king, "But first, you must collect the five coloured jewels for me!"
"Yeah, fine." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"The red jewel," the king said, "Is in the cave over the hill. But beware! It is protected by a vampire!"
"Okay." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and left the castle. He rode his black and white horse over the hill and to the cave with the red jewel. The vampire tried to stop him.
"Out of my way, vampire!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, "Or I shall kill you!"
"Then kill me, black and white knight with a black and white horse" said the vampire, who had heard of the black and white knight with a black and white horse. And so the black and white knight with a black and white horse killed the vampire, picked up the red jewel and returned to the castle.
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Part Two
The black and white knight with a black and white horse knocked on the castle door.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the red jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
So the black and white knight with a black and white horse rode onwards and arrived at the Keep door. He knocked on it.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the red jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
So the black and white knight with a black and white horse rode onwards and arrived at the door to the king's room, and knocked.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the red jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
"Who are you?" asked the king.
"I'm the black and white knight with a black and white horse." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, "And I wish to marry your daughter."
"Well, okay..." said the king, "But first, you must collect the other four coloured jewels for me!"
"Yeah, fine." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"The green jewel," the king said, "Is in the cave over the hill and through the forest. But beware! It is protected by a dragon!"
"Okay." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and left the castle. He rode his black and white horse over the hill and through the forest to the cave with the green jewel. The dragon tried to stop him.
"Out of my way, dragon!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, "Or I shall kill you!"
"Then kill me, black and white knight with a black and white horse" said the dragon, who had heard of the black and white knight with a black and white horse. And so the black and white knight with a black and white horse killed the dragon, picked up the green jewel and returned to the castle.
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Part Three
The black and white knight with a black and white horse knocked on the castle door.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the green jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
So the black and white knight with a black and white horse rode onwards and arrived at the Keep door. He knocked on it.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the green jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
So the black and white knight with a black and white horse rode onwards and arrived at the door to the king's room, and knocked.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the green jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
"Who are you?" asked the king.
"I'm the black and white knight with a black and white horse." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, "And I wish to marry your daughter."
"Well, okay..." said the king, "But first, you must collect the other three coloured jewels for me!"
"Yeah, fine." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"The blue jewel," the king said, "Is in the cave over the hill and through the forest and over the river. But beware! It is protected by a giant spider!"
"Okay." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and left the castle. He rode his black and white horse over the hill and through the forest and over the river to the cave with the blue jewel. The giant spider tried to stop him.
"Out of my way, giant spider!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, "Or I shall kill you!"
"Then kill me, black and white knight with a black and white horse" said the giant spider, who had heard of the black and white knight with a black and white horse. And so the black and white knight with a black and white horse killed the giant spider, picked up the blue jewel and returned to the castle.
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Part Four
The black and white knight with a black and white horse knocked on the castle door.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the blue jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
So the black and white knight with a black and white horse rode onwards and arrived at the Keep door. He knocked on it.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the blue jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
So the black and white knight with a black and white horse rode onwards and arrived at the door to the king's room, and knocked.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the blue jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
"Who are you?" asked the king.
"I'm the black and white knight with a black and white horse." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, "And I wish to marry your daughter."
"Well, okay..." said the king, "But first, you must collect the other two coloured jewels for me!"
"Yeah, fine." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"The yellow jewel," the king said, "Is in the cave over the hill and through the forest and over the river and near the old abandoned village. But beware! It is protected by a cyclops!"
"Okay." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and left the castle. He rode his black and white horse over the hill and through the forest and over the river and near the old abandoned village to the cave with the yellow jewel. The cyclops tried to stop him.
"Out of my way, cyclops!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, "Or I shall kill you!"
"Then kill me, black and white knight with a black and white horse" said the cyclops, who had heard of the black and white knight with a black and white horse. And so the black and white knight with a black and white horse killed the cyclops, picked up the yellow jewel and returned to the castle.
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Part Five
The black and white knight with a black and white horse knocked on the castle door.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the yellow jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
So the black and white knight with a black and white horse rode onwards and arrived at the Keep door. He knocked on it.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the yellow jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
So the black and white knight with a black and white horse rode onwards and arrived at the door to the king's room, and knocked.
"Who goes there?" asked the guard.
"'Tis the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and the yellow jewel, let me in." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Not the black and white knight with a black and white horse?" asked the guard.
"That's the one!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"Okay," said the guard, "You can come in!" And he let the black and white knight with a black and white horse in.
"Who are you?" asked the king.
"I'm the black and white knight with a black and white horse." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, "And I wish to marry your daughter."
"Well, okay..." said the king, "But first, you must collect the last of the coloured jewels for me!"
"Yeah, fine." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse.
"The parsnip-coloured jewel," the king said, "Is in the cave over the hill and through the forest and over the river and near the old abandoned village and in the subway system. But beware! It is protected by an icecream van!"
"Okay." said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, and left the castle. He rode his black and white horse over the hill and through the forest and over the river and near the old abandoned village and into the subway system to the cave with the parsnip-coloured jewel. The icecream van tried to stop him.
"Out of my way, icecream van!" said the black and white knight with a black and white horse, "Or I shall kill you!"
"Then kill me, black and white knight with a black and white horse" said the icecream van, who had heard of the black and white knight with a black and white horse. And so the black and white knight with a black and white horse killed the icecream van, picked up the parsnip-coloured jewel and returned to the castle.
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