It's Windows! Windows belongs to Microsoft. They made it, it's theirs. And a jolly good job they made of it too! All praise Microsoft. Internet Explorer is also Microsoft's. Elvis Presley is, as far as I know, a free spirit and is not owned by any big company. Everything here is just a joke, really, I don't want a law suit, I don't really think MS-DOS is a Thing From Hell, in fact I use it quite a lot. And Windows doesn't crash nearly as often as I say it does.

Proceed!